Carrie says what?

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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mysubmissivekisses:

ME

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sorry:

Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead

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emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
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emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

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frankoceanfanclub:

me

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why do all my friends fucking suck. Or maybe it’s me. 😩😩🔫

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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