oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
- House phone: *rings*
- Me: nah
why do all my friends fucking suck. Or maybe it’s me. 😩😩🔫
when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there