This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
I hate my fucking ex so much. I hate him. Idk why I’m thinking of him so much today and his dumb face.
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever